I is a Tigger Killah...

I Teach You Self Defense against them nasty mean Tiggers...with teef that go nyek neyk nyek..

Step 1. Find yourself a Tigger...I prefer the de-fanged ones, doesn't hurt so much

Step 2. Grab one ear and grasp the nose...

Step 3. Ear goes clockwise...Nose goes anti-clockwise...Oooh is that the sound of breaking vertebrae..?

Step 4. Repeat Step 3 as required...

Step 5. Prepare story for Inspector Pooh...Tigger? What's a Tigger, Inspector...?

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