My First Word?!?

So there we were sitting around the campfire and as usual conversation had died cos Uncle Apollo started talking about petting monkeys or something along those lines and sensing the moment to grab everyone's attention I just started...erm..talking...I think that's what you call it...even I'm not sure what I'm saying but I think it could be my mum's name...Aja :P

Cousins in Arms

Athena: Hmmm...I don't quite think that the mustard pants go with that red shirt, Uncle Apollo

Achilles: I agree...Yerk!!!

Athena: Achi, do you see that cloud shaped like a teddy bear?

Achilles: Huh? I still can't get over those mustard pants...

Achilles: What is it with this holding hands thing?

Athena: I dunno, I guess we have to concentrate harder...

WoW..these are like Ouch...well Yum...

There's like a party in my mouth and no-one's invited...cos it's soooo yUmmy...all mine...

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...

btw the candy is called 'Weapon of Mass Distraction/Destruction' dunno but gOd it made my mouth go Whoooo...KaChing...Zapow :D

I'm Perfectly Normal...

I've heard people discussing my 'supposed' abnormality with my left foot...

I'm perfectly fine...it's just my sign of approval... :D

I is a Tigger Killah...

I Teach You Self Defense against them nasty mean Tiggers...with teef that go nyek neyk nyek..

Step 1. Find yourself a Tigger...I prefer the de-fanged ones, doesn't hurt so much

Step 2. Grab one ear and grasp the nose...

Step 3. Ear goes clockwise...Nose goes anti-clockwise...Oooh is that the sound of breaking vertebrae..?

Step 4. Repeat Step 3 as required...

Step 5. Prepare story for Inspector Pooh...Tigger? What's a Tigger, Inspector...?

Next Week: How to Fool Polygraphmejigs

What Newton said...

I have only seen further cos I vomited on those silly enough to put me on their shoulders...

Deep...

"Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.”

Operator...?

Well...I'm wearing a pink plaid dress that's slightly high cut...this SOP thing is so...

Oh wait...my Uncle Apollo is coming...

Yeees...? May I help you...? I'm on the phone...can't you see I'm busy?

Going...going...gone...

Ahh...time for a nice rest...

Perfect position to watch Postman Pat...

Oooh...a thingymebob...

Where's it gone to...?

Here it is got it...

I think...

Almooost got it...

Ah f*ck it...someone HELP ME!!!

Moving Up in Pounds and Stones...

Jundle of Boy..?

That's not what I hear Uncle Apollo say about me...something like, 'Miserable Lil Stunt'...is he referring to my diminutive stature...?

In the town...where I was born...

Cheers Ringo...

Itchy gums...

I could rip someone's throat...just lemme wrap these gums around someone's neck...

Life Imitating Art...

Not quite I know...but gOd it's been hOt lately...will post swimming pics soon

Lectures, Sermons, Monologues...

My UNcle Apollo thiNks it's necessary to teach me the ways of the world and often begins his lectures with, "Oh back in my days..." that's when I just stare block my ears...lalalalalala...

Work is soooo fun...

Background story: I had the weekend off, so I decided to drop by my Tita's workplace (a telco) and thought I might say hello...get some free lollies and help out...that sort of thing...

Here's me learning customer service skills...the secret? Have a BIG SMILE (but not that much saliva)

I found some lollies...got distracted

And me making copies of Baa baa Black Sheep...for Achi (it's not really pirating is it?)

Release Some Stress...

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